fred flintstone wife joke

Holy hell!

The guy must have had a schlong at least 11 inches long and fat as a beer can!

This joke may contain profanity. He always felt incomplete and insignificant.Fred do you know that women have four types of orgasms?So, to help with moral, our boss suggested a themed costume party at work. "Christ Almighty, Sarah! Even his most innocent and mundane actions often cause widespread confusion.

I better stop by and check on him.

Fred is the husband of Wilma Flintstone and father of Pebbles Flintstone.His best friend is his next door neighbor, Barney, who has a wife named Betty and an adopted son, named Bamm-Bamm. This all reminds me of Fred. Years later, when Pebbles is a teenager, Fred and Barney join the Bedrock The Flintstone family's paternal side originally came from the prehistoric state of Arkanstone, where they had been engaged in a feud similar to the Other relatives of Fred include: Rockbottom "Rocky/Stony" Flintstone, Fred's grandfather, who was a veteran of Stone World War One;Fred's personality was based on those of early television's Due to his impulsive and short-tempered behavior and stubborn and somewhat selfish nature, Fred seems to be accident-prone. Curious, he walks to the bartender.Bob felt inadequate because he was missing a limb.

", a phrase that was originally his club's cheer, and later adopted as part of the theme song from the third season on and used in the 1994 live-action Flintstones movie.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. Fred:No but if you beat that guys hard they will not ask about this.His boss gives him the day off, wishing him well. Ned and Fred rent a row boat to go fishing. My wife is missing.

Gangsters come into sport shop and says:Hey Fred we need to beat some guys up!

You should have seen the size of the cock on the poor bastard I did an autopsy on today! Later that night he hears the voice again say "Quit your job, dump your fiance, sell your house and take all your money to Las Vegas." "Fred, come quick, a sabre-toothed tiger just entered my mothers cave! It’d be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town. There, they meet and fall in love with Wilma and Betty, who were working there as During the original series' third season, Wilma gives birth to the couple's daughter, Pebbles.

First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. The people of Dubai don't like Fred Flintstone but the people of Abu Dhabi do!Barney says, "Hey, Fred, what do you want to listen to? Since the original series' run, Fred has appeared in various other cartoon spinoffs, live action adaptations, music videos, and As young adults, Fred and Barney worked as bellhops at a resort. Suddenly, an inmate stands in the middle of the room and yells, "41!" If you finish everything on the list by Friday, I'll go camping with yBill and Fred want to get drunk but they only have 50 pence between them, Bill goes into a shop and buys a single sausage, Fred, confused and annoyed has a go at Bill Fred: Hey did you hear what happened to Bob the Tiger?One day, Fred took Bob aside and asked him, “What’s your secret?”Fred, the local stud, walks into the barber shop, and there he sees a beautiful nun in one of the chairs.A biker was blazing down the freeway and was pulled over by a cop. Fred goes home and his wife starts shouting at him. Fred's address was cited as "55 Cobblestone Rd" in the 1961 episode "The X-Ray Story".

According to the original series' third-season episode "The Birthday Party" (originally aired April 5, 1963), Fred's birthday is February 2. *Rock* music?""Wow!"

So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. He finds a seat at a table full of inmates who look like they have been behind bars for years. ", which is also heard at the beginning of the theme song, "Meet the Flintstones" and the filmplus the rest of the franchise. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."

Johnson never misses work. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol’ Fred’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Curtis’ grandfather was a banker. Fred Flintstone asks Wilma if she has any weed left. "It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.

He does a double take and then asks why he's doing this.

"Hello?"

Curtis’ father was a banker.