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8. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. The narrative does revolve around an instance of what some like to call "gerbilling" (or "gerbil stuffing"), which, simply defined, is — supposedly — the act of inserting a live rodent into one's own or another person's anus for sexual pleasure. I own no rights to this, nor is it posted for profit -- just so others who also missed it the first time around, can have some good belly laughs.)) Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew Kiki Farnum, had been admitted for … ( The best known gerbilling story in popular culture is, of course, What the Heck? Flaming Gerbils. LiveAbout uses cookies to provide you with a great user experience. A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. Although Gere has never out-and-out denied the story — and really, who would ever want to actually say the words, "No I didn't put a gerbil in my butt" — he did once mention it in a magazine interview in which he said, "I stopped reading the press a long time ago.

posted on Jan, 9 2012 @ 06:04 PM link . Lots of crazy things came up about me at first, especially from the tabloids. And "Police nab 2 suspects in a plot to build Weapons of Ass Destruction .

The wild adventures of the Flying , Flaming , Gerbil named Raggot .

Oh, it's not that the Flaming Gerbils were the winning team or even MY team, but I thought they deserved a mention (or maybe even an extra point) for having the most awesome name.

It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

7. hahahahaha!This story eas doing the rounds as I was at school30yrs ago : ( Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. By using LiveAbout, you accept ourTop 10 Funniest Celebrity Responses to Fake Death ReportsRumor Claims Diner Caught Syphilis at Olive Garden RestaurantLobster Love Legend: Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of LifeDid a Study Show that Staring at Breasts Is Good for Men's Health?Does "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Have a Hidden Meaning? Rather than attempt to provide a clinically correct definition of the term, we refer you to the Internet. Originally posted by Mentalistbee posted on Jan, 9 2012 @ 08:03 PM link . I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, to try to see him. u seen that South Park episode Lemmywinks?! The term "felching" is, um, sorely misused in the text. The man doesn't know a hamster from a gerbil. We say "supposedly" because, despite the fact that a name for such a practice exists, there's no evidence that the practice itself does. He currently writes for Snopes.com.

Thread starter wriggler; Start date Aug 21, 2007; W. wriggler ... our gerbil, in," he explained. Quite the opposite, in fact. What are the odds he had an intimate encounter with either one? "Both in my professional and personal life, thousands of guys have freely admitted to doing the most out-there, dangerous, risky, stupid, kinky stuff," sex advice columnist For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.Actual article from the LA Times, The editor's comments at the end are hilarious:thats proper weird!!! There is an infamous 'Gere stuck a hamster up his bum' urban myth." jerryznv. LadySkadi. How could a cardboard roll of a suitable girth to allow the access of a gerbil be inserted.

This is a Spastic Classic - audio from the Corey and Jay Show featuring classic audio about two gay lovers, a gerbil, a cardboard tube, and a fire. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register. Fair warning. ARMAGEDDON! The Flaming Gerbils of Armageddon Last Friday night the forces of the Flaming Gerbils of Armageddon were ready for Trivia Night out in Cumberland.

6. David Emery is an internet folklore expert, and debunker of urban legends, hoaxes, and popular misconceptions. Poor gerbil . JavaScript is disabled.